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Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs

Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs
Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs
Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs
Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs
Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs

Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs    Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs
Once upon a time, there was a little spunky girl named Goldileggs. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, sneaky little bi!

At the table in the kitchen, there were three shots of Patron. Goldileggs was already a little buzzed but whet the hell.

She tasted the tequila from the first shot glass. This shot is too hot! So, she tasted the tequila from the second shot glass. "This tequila is too cold, " she said. So, she tasted the last shot of Patron.

"Ahhh, this Patron is just right, " she said happily and she slurped it all up. After she'd went ahead and slammed the too hot and too cold shots just for fun she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs.

Goldileggs sat in the first chair to rest her feet. This chair is too big! So she sat in the second chair, burped and threw up in her mouth a little. This chair is too big, too! So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right, " she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces! Goldileggs was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard.

Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right.

As she was snoring like a 15 year old chain saw, the three bears stumbled in. "Someone's been drinking my Patron, " growled the Papa bear. Someone's been drinking my Patron, said the Mama bear. Someone's been drinking my Patron! "Someone's been sitting in my chair, " growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair, " said the Mama bear. "Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces, " cried the Baby bear. They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, ".

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear. Just then, Goldileggs woke up and saw the three bears.

And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldileggs fell down the stairs, slammed into the door closed, jumped up opened the door and stumbled into the forest. Both Goldileggs and Momma Bear bottles come with boxes, Papa and baby bear lost their boxes because they are of course irresponsible males.

The item "EMPTY PATRON SILVER TEQUILA-PAPA BEAR MOMMA BEAR BABY BEAR AND GOLDILEGGS" is in sale since Monday, July 17, 2017. This item is in the category "Collectibles\Bottles & Insulators\Bottles\Modern (1900-Now)\Liquor". The seller is "rgtrades" and is located in Vancouver, Washington. This item can be shipped to United States.

  • Country/Region of Manufacture: Mexico
  • Color: Clear
  • Volume: 750 ml, 375ml (2) 200ml
  • Brand: Patron


Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs    Empty Patron Silver Tequila-papa Bear Momma Bear Baby Bear And Goldileggs